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Nicholas Conlon

It is not anything anybody else wouldn't do. Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, Fredrick Douglas. The video below is funny to us. The sattire Ben and Thomas wouldn't comprehend. Until we showed them this video. Click Here.  then because of their intelligence they would chuckle as in reference to the guy reloading the musket here...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LORVfnFtcH0\

Then, being the sick fucks Ben and Thomas most likely were, They would ask to see the Ouzi video again.  They would also laugh and say, you guys gotta change those laws a little bit. Are you all working on that or what? And we would have to tell fucking Ben Franklin and Thomas Jefferson that no we are not really working on that, in fact Mr. Franklin and Mr. Jefferson we are doing the exact opposite. We are making it easier and fighting for it to be easy to just buy a semi-automatic weapon or more.. They're is about to be a rebellion and a revolution and nobody knows what the fuck they even want. What? More time on the PS4 or the pogo stick or Pikachu? Hopped up on K2. What do you want? More thumbs up to your dumb pic? Beat out someone with 1,677,321 hearts, double taps, likes because she's beautiful? Kardashian or a Jenner. That will change. That will have to change. There is no value in it. If the picture of the most glorious sunset over the volcanos of chu chu mongo had almost 2 million likes, then I could understand. Thomas could understand. Ben would defiantly understand. 2 million likes for a picture of someone fully clothed in a horribly lit bathroom? Nah...

But maybe that's it. Maybe we get the people that have the most popularity and the most influence. Dear God I apologize to have to say that about the influence. Maybe it's not influence I don't know. Infatuation maybe? I don't know, who cares. Get them to be like. Holding a gun and being like "Really dude? Like hell no bro!" And then like drop the M16 and walk away, Like a mic drop type thing. That would get like 100 hits and that's good enough for me. Maybe we can get Kylie or Kim to wear these leggings too, I mean if that's not Gun Control  I don't know what is... https://nicknickers.myshopify.com/collections/doth-protest-collection/products/gun-control-leggings


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