HAUTE CULTURE POP COUTURE COLLECTION 2024

They. Nicknickers Women’s Recycled Athletic Shorts

Nicknickers


$89.00
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Going for a run? Fancy a swim? Perhaps both? Well, here's just the product for you! These athletic women's short shorts are so comfy and made from such a versatile fabric that you won't feel out of place at any sports event. And, of course, they have pockets. Need we say more? Grab a pair now! Plus as a bonus they're apparently as toxic physically as the picture on them indicates. Read the warning label. Like wtf?

• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (fabric composition may vary by 3%)
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• 2.5″ (6.35 cm) inseam
• Blank product components in Mexico sourced from China and Mexico
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from China and Lithuania

Warning: This product can expose you to chemicals including Abiraterone acetate, which is known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to https://www.p65warnings.ca.gov.

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
XS 25 ¼ 35 ⅜
S 26 ¾ 37
M 28 ⅜ 38 ⅝
L 31 ½ 41 ¾
XL 34 ⅝ 44 ⅞
2XL 37 ¾ 48
3XL 41 51 ⅛

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